Signs

[fluffymark]

There was an umbrella in the bathtub. Monsters are hiding under my bed and making strange scratching noises. And theres an alien plant living in the kitchen bin.

I wish i knew what this all meant! :)

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[enslore.livejournal.com]

The plant belongs to the monsters, who were going to plant it outside, but it was raining, which melts them, and they tried all getting under the umbrella but couldn't fit, on account of being monster sized, and now they are trying to dig their way out instead, but they are hiding the hole under the bed so you won't notice it.

[fluffymark]

I alwasy thought those monsters were sneaky, but i didn't even suspect they were responsible for the alien plants. The alien plants keep disappearing, i'm sure there used to be 4 or 5 lurking around the place, but they move around and slowly vanished (i don't see them move, but they move when i'm not watching them!). Some of them have surely vanished, maybe the manosters managed to successfully get those ones outside. Or elsewhere. The bathroom plumbing was blocked a couple of weeks ago, maybe a monster or an alien plant is stuck in the pipes. That must be it!

Normally they'd use their hidden monster door located under the stairs to get in and out of the house. Theres a mysterious unknown key left on the table in the front room. I bet they've lost it and have locked themselves out by accident.

What do you think? Does that make sense? :)

[incy.livejournal.com]

you have been sniffing too much hairspray?

[fluffymark]

Define 'too much hairspray' to a goth? :)

[incy.livejournal.com]

I'll get back to you on that one.

[rainbowskye.livejournal.com]

I think you should eat more chocolate ice cream. It might not do anything for the whole monster/alien plant/umbrella situation, but you'll feel happier about it all. And you could try giving some to the monsters, then they might be placated and not try to eat you. Well except that you'd be ice-cream flavoured then, so they might get the taste, and..hm, ok maybe don't give it to the monsters. Just eat it all yourself. :)
J xx

[fluffymark]

Yum! :) Chocolate ice cream!

Thats the best suggestion anyone has told me all day! Pity we don't have a freezer in the house so no ice cream for me :(

I'll make myself a mug of hot chocolate. That should scare the alien plant and confuse the monsters. It's undecided if the umbrella likes chocolate or not.

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[alektoeumenides.livejournal.com]

Here is a perfectly rational explanation.

Unbrellas live in bathtubs when they are wet. Well mine do anyway. This way they don't make a mess on the floor and they dry and everyone is a happy bunny. Mine love the bathtub and have to be bribed to get out of it whenever I want to use it. It's quite a chore - what do you bribe umbrellas with - but I find that it's possible (usually threatening them with your nakedness scares them out).

The monsters under your bed are mice if you're lucky. Or if it's anything like the bed I had at the campsite, you have a spider queen and her horde who come out to avenge your murder of their kind every night and scare you and crawl into your mouth (guess what I have nightmares about?). Or they are actual monsters. As far as I am concerned, if they are not spiders then it really doesn't matter, because you can't accidentally swallow a monster in the middle of the night, but you can a spider.

The alien plant obviously wishes to observe the life of human beings from it's lowest possible point. Don't you know how much you can learn about people from their rubbish?

Simple. All perfectly rational.