Unbrellas live in bathtubs when they are wet. Well mine do anyway. This way they don't make a mess on the floor and they dry and everyone is a happy bunny. Mine love the bathtub and have to be bribed to get out of it whenever I want to use it. It's quite a chore - what do you bribe umbrellas with - but I find that it's possible (usually threatening them with your nakedness scares them out).
The monsters under your bed are mice if you're lucky. Or if it's anything like the bed I had at the campsite, you have a spider queen and her horde who come out to avenge your murder of their kind every night and scare you and crawl into your mouth (guess what I have nightmares about?). Or they are actual monsters. As far as I am concerned, if they are not spiders then it really doesn't matter, because you can't accidentally swallow a monster in the middle of the night, but you can a spider.
The alien plant obviously wishes to observe the life of human beings from it's lowest possible point. Don't you know how much you can learn about people from their rubbish?
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Date: 2002-08-28 02:27 am (UTC)Unbrellas live in bathtubs when they are wet. Well mine do anyway. This way they don't make a mess on the floor and they dry and everyone is a happy bunny. Mine love the bathtub and have to be bribed to get out of it whenever I want to use it. It's quite a chore - what do you bribe umbrellas with - but I find that it's possible (usually threatening them with your nakedness scares them out).
The monsters under your bed are mice if you're lucky. Or if it's anything like the bed I had at the campsite, you have a spider queen and her horde who come out to avenge your murder of their kind every night and scare you and crawl into your mouth (guess what I have nightmares about?). Or they are actual monsters. As far as I am concerned, if they are not spiders then it really doesn't matter, because you can't accidentally swallow a monster in the middle of the night, but you can a spider.
The alien plant obviously wishes to observe the life of human beings from it's lowest possible point. Don't you know how much you can learn about people from their rubbish?
Simple. All perfectly rational.