There was an umbrella in the bathtub. Monsters are hiding under my bed and making strange scratching noises. And theres an alien plant living in the kitchen bin.
The plant belongs to the monsters, who were going to plant it outside, but it was raining, which melts them, and they tried all getting under the umbrella but couldn't fit, on account of being monster sized, and now they are trying to dig their way out instead, but they are hiding the hole under the bed so you won't notice it.
I alwasy thought those monsters were sneaky, but i didn't even suspect they were responsible for the alien plants. The alien plants keep disappearing, i'm sure there used to be 4 or 5 lurking around the place, but they move around and slowly vanished (i don't see them move, but they move when i'm not watching them!). Some of them have surely vanished, maybe the manosters managed to successfully get those ones outside. Or elsewhere. The bathroom plumbing was blocked a couple of weeks ago, maybe a monster or an alien plant is stuck in the pipes. That must be it!
Normally they'd use their hidden monster door located under the stairs to get in and out of the house. Theres a mysterious unknown key left on the table in the front room. I bet they've lost it and have locked themselves out by accident.
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Date: 2002-08-27 08:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-08-27 08:48 am (UTC)Normally they'd use their hidden monster door located under the stairs to get in and out of the house. Theres a mysterious unknown key left on the table in the front room. I bet they've lost it and have locked themselves out by accident.
What do you think? Does that make sense? :)