Signs

[fluffymark]

There was an umbrella in the bathtub. Monsters are hiding under my bed and making strange scratching noises. And theres an alien plant living in the kitchen bin.

I wish i knew what this all meant! :)

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[enslore.livejournal.com]

The plant belongs to the monsters, who were going to plant it outside, but it was raining, which melts them, and they tried all getting under the umbrella but couldn't fit, on account of being monster sized, and now they are trying to dig their way out instead, but they are hiding the hole under the bed so you won't notice it.

[incy.livejournal.com]

you have been sniffing too much hairspray?

[rainbowskye.livejournal.com]

I think you should eat more chocolate ice cream. It might not do anything for the whole monster/alien plant/umbrella situation, but you'll feel happier about it all. And you could try giving some to the monsters, then they might be placated and not try to eat you. Well except that you'd be ice-cream flavoured then, so they might get the taste, and..hm, ok maybe don't give it to the monsters. Just eat it all yourself. :)
J xx

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[alektoeumenides.livejournal.com]

Here is a perfectly rational explanation.

Unbrellas live in bathtubs when they are wet. Well mine do anyway. This way they don't make a mess on the floor and they dry and everyone is a happy bunny. Mine love the bathtub and have to be bribed to get out of it whenever I want to use it. It's quite a chore - what do you bribe umbrellas with - but I find that it's possible (usually threatening them with your nakedness scares them out).

The monsters under your bed are mice if you're lucky. Or if it's anything like the bed I had at the campsite, you have a spider queen and her horde who come out to avenge your murder of their kind every night and scare you and crawl into your mouth (guess what I have nightmares about?). Or they are actual monsters. As far as I am concerned, if they are not spiders then it really doesn't matter, because you can't accidentally swallow a monster in the middle of the night, but you can a spider.

The alien plant obviously wishes to observe the life of human beings from it's lowest possible point. Don't you know how much you can learn about people from their rubbish?

Simple. All perfectly rational.