Limericks Anonymous
Jan. 3rd, 2007 04:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:
Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!
If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.
So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!
Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!
If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.
So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!
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Date: 2007-01-03 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-03 05:35 pm (UTC)Still, I'd be impressed if you did find a rhyme.
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Date: 2007-01-03 06:05 pm (UTC)Set out to acquire an iced lolly
His means were extreme
(Involving laser beams)
And he blew up the planet--such folly!
...right, I'll come up with a better one later...
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Date: 2007-01-03 06:49 pm (UTC)Whose thoughts were uncommonly dark.
Sighed ze 'Oh my, oh me!
Am I she or plain he?
Or just up, down or strange like a quark?'
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Date: 2007-01-03 07:59 pm (UTC)Who did naughty things in the dark
To creatures unreal
With a faerietale feel:
He did it all just for a lark!
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Date: 2007-01-03 08:17 pm (UTC)Said the minions who oft villainy did.
Though clever enough, he
Is also quite fluffy,
So the moon became pink, not exploded.
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Date: 2007-01-03 10:59 pm (UTC)Left a pig and a hen in the moat
She was banned from the castle
For causing such hassle
(And not owning up to the goat)
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Date: 2007-01-03 11:02 pm (UTC)Which was far away, cold and minute-o
But then Mark said 'Hey, can it!
That's too small for a planet.'
And astronomers gave it the boot-o
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Date: 2007-01-03 11:23 pm (UTC)Who from purple cloth of six ells wove
A jacket so lavender
The Devil turned scavenger.
Now every catwalk in Hell's mauve.
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Date: 2007-01-03 11:28 pm (UTC)With a man who I wanted to steal
I just had to ask,
But 'twas too hard a task
HOW IT HURTS! - the regret I still feel.
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Date: 2007-01-04 12:20 am (UTC)Does not like you messing with heads
And world domination
Is well past your station
So settle for sharing some beds
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Date: 2007-01-04 12:37 pm (UTC)A cabin boy on the Fair Dark;
Among all the highlights
He fought lots of pirates
Then came home and said "what a lark!"
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Date: 2007-01-04 05:38 pm (UTC)If you think he is weird you're just stuffy!
His strokable hair
And sartorial flair
Ensure that he never looks scruffy!
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Date: 2007-01-04 10:32 pm (UTC)But I'm feeling concerned about you:
If you don't think he's weird
And scruffy and queered
Then your sense of decorum's askew!
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Date: 2007-01-12 09:09 am (UTC)Charging faster than light towards me?
It's a male princess-bride
with a lovely backside
Hurtling down giant slides crying "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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