Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[megamole.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I wonder what rhymes with "Snellgrove"...

[fluffymark]

You don't have to use my name, you know? :P

Still, I'd be impressed if you did find a rhyme.

[(Anonymous)]

Mark, who had once been called "Dolly"
Set out to acquire an iced lolly
His means were extreme
(Involving laser beams)
And he blew up the planet--such folly!

...right, I'll come up with a better one later...

[fluffymark]

Oh bother. Looking at all of these, it's going to be hard to identify any of them. Um. Stab in the dark. feanelwa?

[(Anonymous)]

There once was a princess named Mark
Whose thoughts were uncommonly dark.
Sighed ze 'Oh my, oh me!
Am I she or plain he?
Or just up, down or strange like a quark?'

[fluffymark]

*giggles* I like this one. hairyears?

[fluffymark]

oooh. ummm. livredor?

[(Anonymous)]

There was a young being named Mark
Who did naughty things in the dark
To creatures unreal
With a faerietale feel:
He did it all just for a lark!

[fluffymark]

*blinks* what COULD you mean? And I'm getting deja-vu on the rhymes here. verlaine?

[fluffymark]

Second guess for strongtrousers

[fluffymark]

Third guess gnimmel?

[(Anonymous)]

"For our plan Mark is just what is needed!",
Said the minions who oft villainy did.
Though clever enough, he
Is also quite fluffy,
So the moon became pink, not exploded.

[fluffymark]

Strange one this, but I like it. squirmelia?

[fluffymark]

ok then, the_alchemist?

[(Anonymous)]

Snellgrove, a princess of note
Left a pig and a hen in the moat
She was banned from the castle
For causing such hassle
(And not owning up to the goat)

[fluffymark]

!! I'm just trying to think who would mention goats. vanessapyjamas?

[fluffymark]

Um, robert_jones then?

[fluffymark]

Maybe mirabehn?

[(Anonymous)]

There once was a planet named Pluto
Which was far away, cold and minute-o
But then Mark said 'Hey, can it!
That's too small for a planet.'
And astronomers gave it the boot-o

[fluffymark]

As long theres no kissing in may-o, then it's all fine. mirabehn?

[(Anonymous)]

There was a young creature called Snellgrove
Who from purple cloth of six ells wove
A jacket so lavender
The Devil turned scavenger.
Now every catwalk in Hell's mauve.

[fluffymark]

Clever. I love it! You're good with words. I've already said verlaine above, haven't I? Damn. Um. the_alchemist then?

[(Anonymous)]

I once danced a jig and a reel
With a man who I wanted to steal
I just had to ask,
But 'twas too hard a task

HOW IT HURTS! - the regret I still feel.

[fluffymark]

Oh noes. It's a sad one. Eeeep. For the folksy references, I'm going for roz_mcclure

[(Anonymous)]

School principal Herman E. Dedds
Does not like you messing with heads
And world domination
Is well past your station
So settle for sharing some beds

[fluffymark]

Naughty. Maybe pinkdormouse?

[(Anonymous)]

There was young seaman called Mark,
A cabin boy on the Fair Dark;
Among all the highlights
He fought lots of pirates
Then came home and said "what a lark!"

[fluffymark]

Cabin Boy?!! Oh my! This rhyming deja-vu is getting out of hand, too. megamole?

[(Anonymous)]

We all love the Mark who is fluffy -
If you think he is weird you're just stuffy!
His strokable hair
And sartorial flair
Ensure that he never looks scruffy!

[(Anonymous)]

Fluffy Mark is well-loved, it's quite true,
But I'm feeling concerned about you:
If you don't think he's weird
And scruffy and queered
Then your sense of decorum's askew!

[(Anonymous)]

What is this that I barely can see,
Charging faster than light towards me?
It's a male princess-bride
with a lovely backside
Hurtling down giant slides crying "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[(Anonymous)]

I should warn you, by the way, that I have cheated and done 2.