Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Snellgrove, a princess of note
Left a pig and a hen in the moat
She was banned from the castle
For causing such hassle
(And not owning up to the goat)

[fluffymark]

!! I'm just trying to think who would mention goats. vanessapyjamas?

[(Anonymous)]

Now tell me, oh pretty princess,
You think you have made the right guess?
No icon's in sight
So you cannot be right.
I don't think that I will confess.

[fluffymark]

Possibly pinguhateseng?

[vanessapyjamas.livejournal.com]

My ones not that good I'm afraid.

[fluffymark]

Well I'm guessing another one for you now! :P

[fluffymark]

Um, robert_jones then?

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

Now you're just guessing me for everything! I wouldn't try to rhyme "castle" with "hassle", because I'm posh.

[fluffymark]

That depends on how you say "hassle" as I'm say you could say that all posh too! :)

[fluffymark]

Maybe mirabehn?

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

Nope, not me sir!

[fluffymark]

Wah! But I know you've done one of them, so maybe that other one down there? :P

[fluffymark]

Um Um. antipodienne?