Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I concur: he's quite useless at guessing
And there's really no point in professing,
That an excess of Bard
Makes thinking too hard;
Such excuses are unprepossessing!

[fluffymark]

I think that my chances are too thin
It's a bit like finding a small pin
in a haystack of friends
it's now time for seconds
so i guess maybe you are ixwin?

[(Anonymous)]

Once again you are hopelessly wrong,
We could keep this up ever so long,
While Liz may be sweeter,
My meter in neater,
And I'm rather more given to song.

[fluffymark]

My frustraion is leading to moans
I may yet cry out loud to the stones.
Yet doing all this
would be most amiss
if in fact you are one robert_jones?

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

After thinking and puzzling all night,
You finally got that one right;
There's another one too,
From me to you:
I couldn't resist one more bite!

[fluffymark]

YAY! :)