Pretty Stupid Bird

[fluffymark]

Yesterday there appeared this pretty yellow bird on the ledge outside our office window. For some reason known only to itself it's been ramming the window at high speed all day, making a loud *bang* every time it hits the glass. Very pretty bird, but very stupid bird. We think it's either trying to attack, or possibly mate with its reflection. At first this was amusing, but then it got really really annoying and distracting ... all this *bang* *bang* *bang* all day long. We blacked out the windows this morning, but that didn't stop the stupid bird attack. It's still attacking the window. So, ideas, ingenious or silly, are welcome on how to stop this stupid bird annoying us all!

Comments

[emperor]

Put a cut-out hawk sillouette in the window.

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

I was going to suggest a photograph of a cat!

[mooism.livejournal.com]

The smell of a cat might be more effective.

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

Crazy talk! Birds don't have noses...

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

But they have nostrils on their beaks!

[aiwendel.livejournal.com]

yep that's right :)

[fluffymark]

Nice idea, but we think the bird is too stupid to know what a hawk is.