Pretty Stupid Bird

[fluffymark]

Yesterday there appeared this pretty yellow bird on the ledge outside our office window. For some reason known only to itself it's been ramming the window at high speed all day, making a loud *bang* every time it hits the glass. Very pretty bird, but very stupid bird. We think it's either trying to attack, or possibly mate with its reflection. At first this was amusing, but then it got really really annoying and distracting ... all this *bang* *bang* *bang* all day long. We blacked out the windows this morning, but that didn't stop the stupid bird attack. It's still attacking the window. So, ideas, ingenious or silly, are welcome on how to stop this stupid bird annoying us all!

Comments

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Sit there until you see it coming next and then leap up behind the window going "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" and being as scary as you possibly can.

[fluffymark]

I have this horrible feeling if I do something like that it'll come out all camp or something. Which may be just as scary, I suppose, but in a different way.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure robins understand the concept of camp. It will probably suffice to be big and moving.

[fluffymark]

Maybe this one has been watching lots of Batman.