Black Holes have hair!

Stephen Hawking (who was always disturbingly distracting and annoyed me when I knew him at DAMTP) claims to abolish the infamous Black Hole No-Hair theorem. Impressive stuff. What I want to know now is what colour the hair is. Ideas?

Our shiny Dyson is broken and our boiler is broken and we have a party tomorrow. *sigh* So I'm in a foul mood. Someone help cheer me up.