Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[fluffymark]

Thanks lots for the help; You're a star!
But my brain isn't stretching that far.
A lucky quick guess
Could see off this mess.
gnimmel is that who you are?

[(Anonymous)]

Gnimmel is quite a good guess,
But wrong, so it doesn't impress.
Reversed, she's a 'lemming'.
A clue: Ian Fleming?
(Red herring, I have to confess.)

[fluffymark]

If you say that you'll have me in tears
And we'll be here for years and years
A little advice
for breaking the ice?
Else I'll be guessing that you're hairyears!

[(Anonymous)]

The words on this page you espy
Reveal that you're wrong - will you try
To guess me again?
(Have I made myself plain?
Comprende? Now please just comply.)

[fluffymark]

This is somewhat a difficult game;
These limericks all look the same.
I must now confess
that I'm going to guess
So is ewtikins being your name?

[(Anonymous)]

Ewtikins, my name? It is not.
It's not one that you'll have forgot-
ten green bottles swaying
(Remember me playing?)
Lose one and that's nine (quite a lot!).