Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[fluffymark]

antipodienne, maybe?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I really thought you could guess that,
It was struck pretty straight off the bat,
But to be kind to you,
I'll give you a clue:
It was done by the man in the hat!

[fluffymark]

Well it's true this is going too far
This is harder than driving a car.
Hatted men are lots
and you say, "so whats?"
fluffymormegil is who you are?

[(Anonymous)]

That's a lightbulb, not a hat!

[fluffymark]

I wasn't thinking of icons! this one is robert_jones?

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

Of course! I really thought it was very much in my idiom.

[fluffymark]

YAY!