Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Fluffy Mark is well-loved, it's quite true,
But I'm feeling concerned about you:
If you don't think he's weird
And scruffy and queered
Then your sense of decorum's askew!

[(Anonymous)]

But Mark's clothes are lacy and stroky!
He's cuddly and bouncy and jokey!
I think everyone should
be like that, if they could
And all this decorum's just hokey!

[fluffymark]

Why thank you! Um, cassielalone?

[(Anonymous)]

No! :D

[fluffymark]

In that case you must be taimatsu!

[taimatsu]

Correct! But I wrote two ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Total cheat - I couldn't think of a rhyme till I read yours

There once was a lad who was fluffy
Who styled his underpants puffy
When asked why he wore ‘em
He replied for decorum
He’d heard that tight panties were scruffy

[fluffymark]

You obviously don't know me well enough! :P Despite that, this has all the ring of vanessapyjamas

[vanessapyjamas.livejournal.com]

So to know you well 'enough' is to have precise insider information on your undergarments? Hmmmmm

True enough, my ignorance has been exposed. I will conduct exhaustive research next time.

[fluffymark]

YAY!

[fluffymark]

antipodienne, maybe?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I really thought you could guess that,
It was struck pretty straight off the bat,
But to be kind to you,
I'll give you a clue:
It was done by the man in the hat!

[fluffymark]

Well it's true this is going too far
This is harder than driving a car.
Hatted men are lots
and you say, "so whats?"
fluffymormegil is who you are?

[(Anonymous)]

That's a lightbulb, not a hat!

[fluffymark]

I wasn't thinking of icons! this one is robert_jones?

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

Of course! I really thought it was very much in my idiom.

[fluffymark]

YAY!