Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

There was young seaman called Mark,
A cabin boy on the Fair Dark;
Among all the highlights
He fought lots of pirates
Then came home and said "what a lark!"

[fluffymark]

Cabin Boy?!! Oh my! This rhyming deja-vu is getting out of hand, too. megamole?

[(Anonymous)]

No...

[fluffymark]

I'm guessing wildly now! shreena?

[(Anonymous)]

Again, no...

[fluffymark]

Um, verlaine?

[(Anonymous)]

No.

[fluffymark]

Ok, then, the_alchemist?

[(Anonymous)]

No...

[fluffymark]

Um. Arrgh! This one is not easy. pseudomonas?

[(Anonymous)]

No...

Give up yet?

[fluffymark]

Not giving up yet. mirabehn! :P

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

Hello Mark. :-)

Did you like it, after all that?

The "Fair Dark" was a clue, as we played (effectively) the Fair Boy and the Dark Lady in No Holds Bard.

Not necessarily a very transparent clue, of course...

[fluffymark]

YAY! Finally got there, didn't I? 6th guess. ooops *blushes*. But these are HARD, see it could be any of 200+ of you. And I was convinced thet one or two of the other limericks HAD to be yours, so I was a bit slow. I did like it, though! :)