Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

To suggest I am Bat is quite wrong
I'm rather more given to song
I'm younger and shorter
A Capulet supporter
Though I also have hair that is long.

(Which probably makes it far too easy for you but I couldn't resist.)

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

Oi. You seem to have stolen one of my lines.

[taimatsu]

I had noticed the similarity but hadn't realised I had quoted you exactly. Sorry!

[taimatsu]

Damn, I've just identified myself. Sodding radio buttons.

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

Quite so. Mind you, I'd always assumed that comments 2126942 and 2128734 were by the same person. They're clearly part of a dialogue and they have much the same style and content.

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

Why are you a Capulet supporter, by the way?

[taimatsu]

Nurse.

[fluffymark]

It was obvious by then anyway! I'd certainly have guessed it was you! YAY I do like your limericks :)