Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

There was a young being named Mark
Who did naughty things in the dark
To creatures unreal
With a faerietale feel:
He did it all just for a lark!

[fluffymark]

*blinks* what COULD you mean? And I'm getting deja-vu on the rhymes here. verlaine?

[fluffymark]

Second guess for strongtrousers

[strongtrousers.livejournal.com]

'Fraid not, old bean.

[fluffymark]

Third guess gnimmel?

[(Anonymous)]

Nope, nope and nope.
Sorry it's taken so long to return and deny being everyone I'm not.

[fluffymark]

Is ok, I'm being slow at guessing! Next guess, um, king_laugh, then?

[fluffymark]

YAY! Right, I'll go hunt the other one!