Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

There once was a princess named Mark
Whose thoughts were uncommonly dark.
Sighed ze 'Oh my, oh me!
Am I she or plain he?
Or just up, down or strange like a quark?'

[fluffymark]

*giggles* I like this one. hairyears?

[(Anonymous)]

nope

[fluffymark]

Bother. Um. gnimmel?

[(Anonymous)]

still no.

[fluffymark]

Another guess. compilerbitch?

[fluffymark]

oooh. ummm. livredor?