Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[fluffymark]

YAY!

[fluffymark]

In that case you must be taimatsu!

[fluffymark]

Well it's true this is going too far
This is harder than driving a car.
Hatted men are lots
and you say, "so whats?"
fluffymormegil is who you are?

[fluffymark]

My frustraion is leading to moans
I may yet cry out loud to the stones.
Yet doing all this
would be most amiss
if in fact you are one robert_jones?

[fluffymark]

Meh! :P

[fluffymark]

doseybat then?

[fluffymark]

Aaaaargh! feanelwa, then?

[(Anonymous)]

Nope, nope and nope.
Sorry it's taken so long to return and deny being everyone I'm not.

[(Anonymous)]

What is this that I barely can see,
Charging faster than light towards me?
It's a male princess-bride
with a lovely backside
Hurtling down giant slides crying "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[(Anonymous)]

I should warn you, by the way, that I have cheated and done 2.

[taimatsu]

Correct! But I wrote two ;)

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

I refer you to my previous comment.

[(Anonymous)]

To suggest I am Bat is quite wrong
I'm rather more given to song
I'm younger and shorter
A Capulet supporter
Though I also have hair that is long.

(Which probably makes it far too easy for you but I couldn't resist.)

[(Anonymous)]

No.

[(Anonymous)]

still no.

[strongtrousers.livejournal.com]

'Fraid not, old bean.

[strongtrousers.livejournal.com]

You got me! Well done.

[(Anonymous)]

That's a lightbulb, not a hat!

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

After thinking and puzzling all night,
You finally got that one right;
There's another one too,
From me to you:
I couldn't resist one more bite!

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

Oi. You seem to have stolen one of my lines.

[taimatsu]

I had noticed the similarity but hadn't realised I had quoted you exactly. Sorry!

[taimatsu]

Damn, I've just identified myself. Sodding radio buttons.

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

Quite so. Mind you, I'd always assumed that comments 2126942 and 2128734 were by the same person. They're clearly part of a dialogue and they have much the same style and content.

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

Why are you a Capulet supporter, by the way?

[(Anonymous)]

No. Do you want another?

I skipped down the length of a street
With a friend I had happened to meet.
Be careful! You see,
Fragility,
Does not hit it off with concrete.