Limericks Anonymous

[fluffymark]

I'm trying to recall who to blame for this idea. Quite likely the person knows who they are and wants to remain hidden. For very good reasons as this is all WRONG:

Write a limerick about me or something connected with me. Make it anonymous. I'll try and guess who you are!

If can be about anything at all, as long as it's a limerick, and in some way connected to me. Me me me. Yes it's stroking my ego, but believe me, the alternative suggestion was BAD and WRONG and far far worse, so I'm not doing that.

So be bold and creative and do your worst. Fact, fiction, imagination, comedy, surreal, love, hate, or just something plain normal. Surprise me!

Comments

[fluffymark]

I'm no good at this guessing lark! the_elyan?

[fluffymark]

No no, I'm quite rubbish in fact. megamole then, as you wanted a Snellgrove rhyme

[fluffymark]

Ok then, maybe taimatsu?

[fluffymark]

I'm on a big fat zero. Unless you count the one of ashfae's that she practically admitted to having written.

pseudomonas?

[fluffymark]

I'm guessing wildly now! shreena?

[fluffymark]

antipodienne, maybe?

[fluffymark]

Why thank you! Um, cassielalone?

[fluffymark]

I think that my chances are too thin
It's a bit like finding a small pin
in a haystack of friends
it's now time for seconds
so i guess maybe you are ixwin?

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

Nope. :-)

[vanessapyjamas.livejournal.com]

So to know you well 'enough' is to have precise insider information on your undergarments? Hmmmmm

True enough, my ignorance has been exposed. I will conduct exhaustive research next time.

[(Anonymous)]

No...

[(Anonymous)]

Again, no...

[(Anonymous)]

No! :D

[taimatsu]

Not me, guv.

[(Anonymous)]

Heehee! No!

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

"Practically"? *gryn*

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I really thought you could guess that,
It was struck pretty straight off the bat,
But to be kind to you,
I'll give you a clue:
It was done by the man in the hat!

[(Anonymous)]

Once again you are hopelessly wrong,
We could keep this up ever so long,
While Liz may be sweeter,
My meter in neater,
And I'm rather more given to song.

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

It quite plainly is not.

[fluffymark]

Not you, surely? :P

[fluffymark]

Third guess gnimmel?

[fluffymark]

Um, purplepiano?

[fluffymark]

Ok, this one is strongtrousers!

[fluffymark]

Meh! I'm so hopeless at this. Next guess, um, gothic_violin?

[fluffymark]

Um, verlaine?