Happy sparkly christmas

[fluffymark]

HAPPY SPARKLY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! *happysmiles*

Now for the big mystery of the day. Which of course is sprouts. WHY?

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[hairyears.livejournal.com]

I spent the day surrounded by country people who eat sprouts. A LOT of sprouts. At times the air had a distinct yellow haze of sulphur.

As for the necessary laxative qualities of sprouts: given the choice I'd rely on prayer, the force of will, and a corkscrew.