Mystery female underwear

[fluffymark]

Walked back home this evening, kicking lots of leaves about, and got to the front doorstep. There I spotted something most unusual.There is a bra on our front doorstep. Nobody living here admits to it being their bra, so it’s a mystery bra. So I'm all confused!! I’ve tried to construct a reasonable explanation as to just WHY there is a BRA on our DOORSTEP, but have totally failed. So, please, I ask all you lovely readers to enlighten me with stories, outrageous or perfectly sensible, as to why I’ve got a bra on the doorstep!! *confused*

Last weekend was angelcamp (or whatever you want to call it!), spent in a lovely old barn in Kent, consisting of lots of thespiness, very little sleep, many lovely people, and lots of silly costumes. mostly_a_cat wielded a camera, and so some really scary photos of me can now be found here. Truth be told, I actually spent much of the weekend smartly wearing a suit, which is more than I’ve done in years.

I love autumn, I really do. the air is so crisp and fresh, the colours are just right, and the trees have now dumped enough leaves on the ground to kick around in big piles. So much fun!

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[cassielalone.livejournal.com]

Here it's really coooold and dark. Brrr! The snow went away though... but considering the temperatures are still falling we'll probably get lots of it soon. ^_^ (And there's just another month 'till the end of term. Wheeee! Christmas break! Yay!)

Ohhh, the bra of mystery... I think it's a magical bra left by a princess and whoever has the boobs that fit the bra is... ummm... (This is becoming a really weird sort of subversive fairytale isn't it?)

(Check out my pretty icon BTW! *points up* Isn't it cute?)

[fluffymark]

This is becoming a really weird sort of subversive fairytale isn't it?

All my life is a weird subversive fairytale, sweetie! Didn't you notice? This actually sounds more like some anime plotline. The magical bra princess. Or something. Um. Anyway, whoever fits this bra must be fairly um..... well it's a BIG bra, ok?

Mmmmmmm icon - where is it from? *pretty*

I NEED snow! Um, what plans do you have for your birthday? I'm considering visiting if that pleases you?

[cassielalone.livejournal.com]

You've been watching too many peculiar animes. Haha! ^_^ Hmmm then maybe some rats used it as a parachute coming down from a tree. ^_^

Icon is from Boys next door by Kaori Yuki. Didn't I give you the scanlations for that one?

Birthday is on a monday a few days after a bunch of exams so thus far my plans only include going to uni, studyingand being generally lazy. ^_^ I've been considering going somewhere the weekend right before though... Honestly I haven't decided what I'm doing at all.

[fluffymark]

*nods* I can blame the pecular anime obsession all on a certain .... YOU!! You meanie, you've corrupted by brain.

Maybe there's a tree round here with bras as leaves, and it was shedding them for autumn. The bra tree! oooooh!

Boys next door, yes, that's it! I knew i'd seen it somewhere before but I've not got quite a LOT of stuff taking over my poor computer, you know. :)

Well, let me know about your birthday and if you want to see me!

[cassielalone.livejournal.com]

*smack the Mark on head* Ofcourse I want to see you... silly! I'm just not sure how much fun I'd be.

Haha! I'm glad to have left a lasting impression on your poor brain. *evil grin*

[fluffymark]

*smallsmile* You just need to be YOU, darling, that's more than enough for me! :)

I'm not sure my brain is ever going to recover from what you did to it.

[antipodienne.livejournal.com]

a) All those odd socks and underwear items that seemingly get lost in the washing machine must end up somewhere. My theory is that they get sucked into a random trans-dimensional black hole, the other end of which evidently comes out on your doorstep. Expect lint-encrusted socks soon.

b) In the photos of you in a suit, you look surprisingly like Miss Moneypenny. In the purple PVC hotpants, you...don't.

c) Did I spot you contemplating a visit to Feeling Gloomy on Saturday? You may see me there (if I can get over the scary voodoo cold from hell which is currently plaguing my household - grr). Yay for sad and perky tunes!

[fluffymark]

You know, our hallway has been taken over by lots of socks, although I suspect that has more to do with our houseguests using the stair bannister as a sock home, but there could be a trans-dimensional black hole I've missed. I'll look out for strange worms (if there's a wormhole, somewhere there must be a worm, surely?)

I did warn you the photos were scary. Miss Moneypenny!!! Aaaargh! Now I'm shamed. And let's never mention those PVC hotpants again, shall we? Talking of scary, your icon there *points upwards* is some scary winged-headed woman. It's really disturbing me, even though it's rather pretty.

Hope you recover soon, sweetie *huuuuuugs* and wishing a lot that you can make it to Feeling Gloomy. I'll be meeting some people at Angel Station beforehand, I think.

[pinguhateseng.livejournal.com]

Hey, what happened to your hair?!?!?! I remember it being much blonder!

[fluffymark]

It's not been blonded since summer last year. This spring I dyed it a deep dark red, and now it's some strange faded strawberry blonde. I'm wondering what I should do with it next? :P

[deborah_c]

A couple of years ago, I remember cycling into work in the spring, and loving all the spring colours in the hedgerows: hawthorn blossom, willows, light blue and bright pink bras, daffodils...

Sigh. I've obviously missed out on things with my rather sheltered upbringing.

[fluffymark]

How do we know that bras DON'T grow on trees?

[elettaria.livejournal.com]

If I were asked, "Out of your LiveJournal friends list, on whose doorstep would you expect a Mystery Bra to appear?" I have to say that the answer would be you.

I gave up on trying to find you in the pictures, which ones are you in?

[fluffymark]

*perks* Happy to have that honour, I think. Um...

I'm not in many of the photos, and the ones I am in I'm not as recognisable as I could be. And it's probably best for your brain if you don't look at them! :P

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

Clearly because it's traveling the world looking for a good home!

[fluffymark]

oooooh! I must be a good home for lost bras! :)

[elettaria.livejournal.com]

So no pressure, then.

...Assa, are you feeling disillusioned about women at the moment, by any chance?

Also, does anyone know what to do about the stubble faeries? I keep threatening to tape sandpaper to my face to show him what it's like. I love him to bits but he shaves about twice a week.

[fluffymark]

Shave your legs (and other intimate areas, if desired) to stubble-length, and I'm sure he'll notice soon enough how prickly things can get. *evilsmile*