World domination via Jellybeans!

[fluffymark]

As I've said many times before, my job is odd. This week several thousand boxes of jellybeans arrived and have taken up residence in the office. Thats a lot of jellybeans (steadily decreasing number, mind you....*munch* *chomp*). Theres also a few thousand boxes of mints. This is where things really get amusing.

The mints look like little white tablets. In nice pretty boxes labelled "Forbidden". Next month I'll be in Amsterdam giving them away. How long will I last until I get arrested?? *eeeeep*

I'll keep happy devouring the jellybean mountain. We're going to take over the world, you know? It's true! La la laaaaaaaaa.

Comments

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

*giggles at the mints*

[the-alchemist.livejournal.com]

How long will I last until I get arrested?

I misread that as, "how long will I last until I get aroused?" I'm not sure what the correct response to that is...

[fluffymark]

*giggles*
Believe it or not, I'm not always talking about sex all the time. Really! *halo*

In answer to your question - it really depends a lot on the context. I think that's about as far as I'm willing to answer that one without sounding like a slapper. ;)

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

Of course you aren't. Sometimes you're inhaling, and therefore can't speak :)

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

The mints look like little white tablets. In nice pretty boxes labelled "Forbidden". Next month I'll be in Amsterdam giving them away. How long will I last until I get arrested?? *eeeeep*


*giggles muchly*

Oh, that's hysterical. :)

Good luck with your jellybean world domination. I hope you use pectin though?! *waggles eyebrows*

[vierasesine.livejournal.com]

The mints look like little white tablets. In nice pretty boxes labelled "Forbidden".

Hmmm...Are you sure they're mints?

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

Jellybeans! *pounce*