Black Holes have hair!

[fluffymark]

Stephen Hawking (who was always disturbingly distracting and annoyed me when I knew him at DAMTP) claims to abolish the infamous Black Hole No-Hair theorem. Impressive stuff. What I want to know now is what colour the hair is. Ideas?

Our shiny Dyson is broken and our boiler is broken and we have a party tomorrow. *sigh* So I'm in a foul mood. Someone help cheer me up.

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[pinkdormouse.livejournal.com]

HUGS

See you later.

Gina

[incy.livejournal.com]

is it the fan belt, on the Dyson, i have a large number of spares if that is the case.

Cheering...

[(Anonymous)]

1) I have made a cake. The bits that stuck to the cake tin which I eat were pretty tasty. It is uber posh and suitable for most people (not vegans) being organic and gluten free. It contains handpicked wild raspberries, lemon zest, ground almonds and polenta.

And I will bring it with me this afternoon. That's pretty cheering.

2) www.metcheck.com says the weather should be fine.

3)I know nothing about Dysons (though we have one and it seems to work), but I will be careful not to spill anything on your carpets.

4) You can eat off exciting paper plates with pirates and Shrek on them with gay abandon if you have no hot water with which to clean proper plates.

5) I have a splendid new haircut.

Happy now???

Lots of love

Penny

[mal1.livejournal.com]

How many astrophysicists does it take to change a light bulb fan belt??

(Hope you have a fab party...)