Guinness Xmas Tree

[fluffymark]

Guinness sent me a xmas tree today. Or rather, a small pot, a little chunk of peat, and a packet of 'Norwegian Spruce' seeds. The instructions say to buy a can of Guinness and pour it on the peat, and sprinkle seeds, and to add more Guinness daily.
I wonder how high my tree will grow in the next 2 weeks?

Comments

[gnimmel.livejournal.com]

But will it grow vertically? :)

"I'm sorry sir, my tree appears to have vomited on your carpet"